If you know, you know. This tee is a full deadpan salute to the iconic meltdown moment from that plane movie! — delivered with that same straight-faced seriousness while everything quietly unravels in the background. It’s dramatic. It’s unnecessary. It’s absolutely the wrong week. And that’s exactly the point. The more seriously you wear it, the funnier it gets.
Ridiculously soft and printed bold like a 70s disaster movie title card, this shirt is for cult-comedy fans who appreciate a perfectly timed line and a perfectly mistimed life decision. It’s subtle enough that strangers won’t question you — but the right person will lock eyes, smirk, and instantly know you both speak fluent “Shirley.”
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanAirplane
