Some people love their team. Some people love their dog. Some people love meaningful human connection. And then there’s this guy… who just really loves lamp. No backstory. No explanation. Just unwavering, irrational devotion to a household lighting fixture. It’s the kind of bold, confident nonsense that made everyone’s favorite slightly confused weatherman from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy an icon. If you know, you know — and if you don’t, honestly, that makes it even better.
This retro cozy tee is for the proudly unfiltered, the confidently clueless, and anyone who has ever doubled down on a statement with zero evidence to support it. Vintage vibes, retro lamp graphic, and just enough chaotic distressed energy to feel intentional. Wear it out. Make eye contact. Say nothing. Let the shirt do the talking — even if it’s not entirely sure what it’s talking about.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanAnchorman, Ron Burgandy, Brick Tamlin
