This shirt throws it back to the exact moment our favorite dramatically overqualified pet detective heads down to inspect the empty aquarium — announcing with full confidence, “If I’m not back in five minutes…” like he’s entering a life-or-death mission instead of walking down a hallway. It’s that perfect mix of unnecessary intensity and zero actual danger that makes the scene iconic.
 
The humor isn’t in the dolphin. It’s in the over-the-top delivery. The self-importance. The theatrical pause. This tee captures that energy — bold, loud, and completely committed to treating a routine inspection like a deep-sea rescue operation. Wear it when you’re stepping away from the party, the office, or literally anywhere mildly inconvenient. Because if you’re not back in five minutes… just wait longer.
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Miami