Nobody Makes Me Bleed My Own Blood Tee
Just like White Goodman, this shirt is unnecessarily intense, wildly overconfident, and entirely too invested in dodgeball. Featuring the iconic mustache, glorious 2004 hair, and a single dramatic drop of ego-wounded blood, this tee lets everyone know you don’t back down—even if you definitely should.
This unisex Tri Blend Soft T-shirt Perfect for dodgeball tournaments, awkward first dates, or silently judging people at Planet Fitness. Purple Cobra approved. 🐍
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanDodgeball
