She looks like she corrects your grammar, brings a casserole in a glass dish, and has strong opinions about Tupperware lids. But underestimate her at your own risk. One minute you’re confused, the next minute she’s calmly translating chaos like she’s been waiting her whole life for this exact moment. Pearls? Yes. Collar pressed? Obviously. Secretly fluent in situations no one saw coming? Absolutely.
 
This is for the ones who appear sweet, proper, and politely unimpressed… yet somehow understand everything. When the room goes sideways, she doesn’t panic — she adjusts her necklace and handles it. Because sometimes the most dangerous person in the room is the one who looks like she just came from book club.
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Airplane, I Speak Jive Shirt