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KID'S T-SHIRTS

These shirts are what the cool kids are wearing. Also the weird kids. Also the kids who think they're cool but are actually just super into Minecraft and string cheese.

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Perfect for:

  • Kids who say “rizz” unironically

  • Parents pretending to understand what “sigma” means

  • Anyone trying to stay one ironic shirt ahead of irrelevance​​

*Ends Labor Day 9/1/25

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