Every four years we suddenly become professional figure skating analysts. We’re breaking down rotations, questioning landings, and throwing out 9.8s like we’ve been personally trained by Olympic judges. Triple axel? Stunning. Historic. Iconic. Meanwhile, our most consistent rotation involves the snack table — chips to dip to chocolate and back again without missing a beat.
 
This ridiculously soft tee is for the living room commentators who respect the spin but prioritize the spread. Bold, patriotic, and perfectly dramatic (just like figure skating), it’s built for watch parties, couch coaching, and aggressive snack pacing. Land the jump. Reload the plate. Repeat as needed.
 
Product features
- Solid colors are 100% cotton, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester, black and athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
 
- Side seams for longer-lasting shape and structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity and shape retention.
- Shoulder tape to stabilize and prevent stretching.
- Made from soft, lightweight airlume-combed, ring-spun cotton.
- Ethically produced, ensuring humane and sustainable practices.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
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