1. The Basics

Hey there, welcome to SUM SHIRTS — home of clever shirts and questionable life choices. By shopping here, you agree not to sue us for your poor fashion decisions (we’re joking… mostly). We reserve the right to update these terms whenever we feel like it. You won’t get a handwritten letter about it — just check back here if you’re curious or legally inclined.

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2. Orders & Payments

If you want the shirt, pay for the shirt. Pretty simple. We accept all major credit cards, PayPal, and any other method our system recognizes as legit. No Monopoly money, please. Your card info is encrypted tighter than your high school jeans — we never see it, touch it, or frame it.

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3. Shipping & Delivery

We’ll get your goods out the door as fast as humanly (and robotically) possible. But once the package is in the hands of the shipping overlords, we can’t control its destiny. Lost? Late? Stolen by raccoons? We’ll do our best to help, but we can’t teleport your shirt to you.

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4. Returns & Exchanges

Didn’t work out? That’s cool. You’ve got 30 days to return unworn, unwashed gear. You cover the return shipping unless it’s our fault (like if we sent you a shirt that says “Live, Laugh, Lawsuit” instead of “Live, Laugh, Lattes”). Custom stuff? Sorry, no take-backs unless it arrives defective or looking like it survived a zombie apocalypse.

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5. Intellectual Property

Every pun, design, and brilliant brainchild on this site is ours. Don't steal it. If you want to borrow our vibe, just ask nicely. Otherwise, we’ve got copyright elves watching.

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6. Liability & Other Serious Stuff

If you spill nacho cheese on your shirt or someone laughs too hard at your outfit — that’s on you.
We’re not liable for fashion-related emotional trauma, awkward compliments, or family members who now think you’re "the funny one."

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7. Privacy

We don’t sell your info. Period. That’s gross.We only use your deets to ship your stuff and occasionally remind you that you deserve more clever shirts. Check our [Privacy Policy] for the long version written by actual grownups.

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8. Need Us?

Hit us up anytime at:
📧 info@sumshirts.com
🧠 Or just scream into the void — we might hear you.