Terms of Use
Welcome to SUM Shirts. Please Read Before You Do Anything Weird.
By visiting, browsing, or buying from sumshirts.com, you agree to these Terms of Use. We know reading legal stuff isn't as fun as scrolling our sarcastic T-shirts, but hey — it's gotta be here. So let’s get into it:
1. Using This Site
You may use our website for personal, non-commercial purposes only — like buying shirts, submitting shirt ideas, or admiring our stunning use of sarcasm. Just don’t:
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Steal our content or images
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Hack our site or try to break the internet
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Pretend to be someone else (unless it’s for Halloween)
2. Submitting Shirt Ideas
Got a hilarious equation or design idea? We love it! But once you submit it to us, you’re giving us the right to use, modify, and sell it — without royalties, drama, or surprise lawsuits. If we turn your idea into a shirt, you’ll get a free one and internet bragging rights. No cash value, no complaints. Full details in our Submission Terms.
3. Our Shirts (and Our Rights)
All designs, product names, text, and images on this site are the property of SUM Shirts. That means no copying, reselling, or pretending you invented “Powered by Mac & Cheese.” We’ll know. And we’ll be passive-aggressively disappointed.
4. Shipping, Returns & Refunds
We try our best to get you your shirts fast, but we’re not Amazon Prime (yet). Shipping times, return policies, and refund details are clearly explained on our Shipping Info and Return Policy pages. Spoiler: we’re fair, but not pushovers.
5. Content Accuracy (or: Oops Happens)
We do our best to make sure everything on the site is accurate — but we’re human, and occasionally things slip through. We reserve the right to correct errors, update info, or cancel orders if something goes haywire.
6. Your Account
If you create an account on our site, keep your login info safe and don’t let your little cousin Chad order 47 shirts. You’re responsible for what happens under your login.
7. Termination (Sounds Harsh, But Here We Are)
We can terminate or suspend access to your account or the site at any time if you violate these terms, are generally shady, or just spam us with weird messages. Play nice.
8. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms from time to time. When we do, we’ll post the revised version here with the “Last Updated” date. Keep checking back if you’re into light legal reading.
9. Contact Us
Have questions, concerns, or unsolicited compliments? Email us at info@sumshirts.com and we’ll get back to you.
Thanks for being part of our weird little corner of the internet. Now go buy something fun.
Last Updated: 06/23/2025