Sixty percent of the time, this shirt works every time. A bold, retro nod to everyone’s favorite cologne “Sex Panther”, this design delivers peak confidence with absolutely questionable math. Rocking that smug slow clap energy and 70s newsroom Anchorman swagger, it’s for the guy who says things with conviction — even when they make zero statistical sense. Loud. Proud. Slightly incorrect. Exactly how it should be.
Printed in a vintage-inspired gold on a heather tee, this one brings serious Anchorman vibes without needing to shout about it. It’s the perfect conversation starter for movie buffs, quote droppers, and anyone who appreciates a cologne-level commitment to the bit. Wear it to the bar, the office, or anywhere you plan on delivering 100% confidence backed by 60% logic.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanAnchorman, Ron Burgandy, Sex Panther
