Need a shirt that says “I’m totally handling it” while you’re absolutely not? Channel peak passive-aggressive professionalism with this ode to '90s delegation and Denise’s iconic delivery. Whether you're ignoring emails, faking competence, or just want people to think you’ve got it under control—this shirt is your new uniform.
I’m right on top of that, Rose. (Said while doing literally anything else.)
This Women’s Tri-blend T-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate comfort and style in their everyday wear.
Product features
- Made from a super soft blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon for ultimate comfort and durability.
- Overlock side seams provide structural support and help maintain the garment's shape.
- Self fabric shoulder and neck tape stabilizes the neck seam, enhancing comfort and preventing stretching.
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers a highly elastic fit.
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) is ideal for layering or wearing solo.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-cleanDon’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead
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$25.00Price

Estimated Delivery: Dec 17 – Dec 23
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