Ah yes, the timeless words of a grown man forced to relive his academic trauma one grade at a time. This shirt is for anyone who ever sat in science class wondering why the green stuff in leaves was more exciting than their social life. Spoiler: it wasn’t. Wear it to honor the cinematic wisdom of a certain educationally-challenged icon who made photosynthesis slightly more tolerable — and boredom a punchline.
Great for teachers, students, and anyone who’s ever been allergic to lectures. It is also great if you are just a fan of comfort and style, this shirt cannot be beat.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanBilly Madison, Adam Sandler
