Channel peak ‘90s sleaze and overconfidence with a shirt that captures the true spirit of Matt Dillon’s character from There’s Something About Mary. Equal parts fake veterinarian, mustache enthusiast, and pathological liar, this shirt is for anyone bold enough to say, “Who? Rollerpig? Are you nuts?” with a straight face. Ideal for date nights, dog parks, or whenever you’re pretending to be someone you’re not—just make sure your resume is as fake as your tan.
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate comfort and style in their everyday wear. 
Product features 
- Super soft fabric made from a blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon for ultimate comfort.
- Side seams provide structural support and maintain the shape over time.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape after washing.
- Shoulder tape reinforces the durability of the garment, preventing stretching.
- DTF inner neck labels ensure a clean finish along with vibrant prints.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean