Channel peak ‘90s sleaze and overconfidence with a shirt that captures the true spirit of Matt Dillon’s character from There’s Something About Mary. Equal parts fake veterinarian, mustache enthusiast, and pathological liar, this shirt is for anyone bold enough to say, “Who? Rollerpig? Are you nuts?” with a straight face. Ideal for date nights, dog parks, or whenever you’re pretending to be someone you’re not—just make sure your resume is as fake as your tan.
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate comfort and style in their everyday wear. Crafted from lightweight, 100% ring-spun cotton, it provides a soft touch that's ideal for all seasons. The classic fit and crew neckline make it versatile, appropriate for casual outings or more formal gatherings. Whether you're lounging at home, out with friends, or attending a casual get-together, this t-shirt fits effortlessly into your lifestyle. The playful design adds a fun element, making it a great gift for anyone who enjoys quirky humor. It's perfect for holidays, birthdays, or any celebration where light-heartedness is welcome. Celebrate your individuality with a piece that blends humor and comfort seamlessly.

Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek appearance and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams to prevent stretching
- Made from durable, smooth fabric perfect for vibrant printing
- Ethically sourced with US cotton for a sustainable choice

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors