Let’s be clear: you don’t do matching shirts. You never have. You never will. Except… well… this one time. This shirt is for the independent thinker who insists they’re above coordinated outfits while actively participating in one. The irony is the whole point.
Designed to be worn alone (or suspiciously next to a very specific other shirt), this tee delivers maximum attitude with minimal effort. Buy it for yourself, gift it to your favorite rule-breaker, or pair it with the matching counterpart for a look that says, “I didn’t want to do this — but here we are.”
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanValentine’s day, Anniversary, Matching
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$27.00Price

Estimated Delivery: Jan 30 – Feb 4
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