I’m Only Irish for GOODBYES & CEREAL. Because if you’re going to commit to the culture, at least commit to the important parts — disappearing from parties without saying a word and aggressively protecting your marshmallows. This shirt celebrates the two most sacred traditions: the silent exit and the cereal aisle loyalty that runs deep.
Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day bar crawls, brunch bailouts, and anyone who believes social stamina is overrated. Printed on a ridiculously soft tee that’s comfortable enough to Irish goodbye in and cozy enough to pour a late-night bowl of “just the marshmallows.” Festive? Technically. Honest? Absolutely. 🍀
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanScience, St. Patricks Day
