Green Beer turns into Green Poop. We don’t make the rules. We just print them on ridiculously comfortable shirts so you can make informed decisions before round three. Consider this a public service announcement brought to you by festive choices and questionable judgment. You’ve been warned.
Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day bar crawls, Irish pub takeovers, backyard kegs, and anyone who believes in celebrating responsibly (by at least knowing the consequences). Printed on a soft, premium tee that survives long nights, loud toasts, and next-morning realizations. Science class was boring — this lesson sticks. 🍀
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanScience, St. Patricks Day
