They said breakfast is the most important meal of the day. They just forgot to mention it could come with a salted rim and a shrimp hanging off the side. “Breakfast of Champions” is for the overachievers who treat brunch like a competitive sport and believe celery absolutely counts as a vegetable serving. Balanced? Debatable. Legendary? Undeniably.
Featuring a bold retro diner-style design and a perfectly stacked Bloody Mary loaded with all the fixings, this tee brings vintage brunch vibes with just the right amount of chaos. Soft, comfortable, and ready for tailgates, lake weekends, brunch crawls, or any morning that starts after 10:30, it’s the ultimate uniform for anyone who considers tomato juice a performance enhancer. 🍅🍤
Product features
- Made from a blend of 48% polyester, 52% combed ring spun cotton, for unmatched softness.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanBloody Mary, St. Patrick’s Day, Day Drinking
