Ah yes. The smooth confidence. The unnecessary swagger. The unwavering commitment to a beverage that may or may not be aggressively peaty. This shirt is a full-throated tribute to everyone’s favorite mustached news legend who loves exactly one thing more than the sound of his own voice: Scotch. Big, bold lettering. A classy glass. A bottle labeled with zero subtlety. It’s the kind of design that says, “I’m important. I read the teleprompter flawlessly. And I will absolutely narrate myself pouring this.”
And that bottom line? That’s pure Burgundy energy. Dramatic. Overly descriptive. Deeply committed to the journey of the pour. This tee doesn’t just reference the moment — it embodies it. Perfect for anyone who appreciates fine spirits, questionable confidence, and delivering everyday statements like they’re breaking national news. Stay classy. Drink responsibly. And maybe don’t challenge anyone to a jazz flute solo after two glasses.
newsroom Anchorman swagger, it’s for the guy who says things with conviction — even when they make zero statistical sense. Loud. Proud. Slightly incorrect. Exactly how it should be.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanAnchorman, Ron Burgandy, Sex Panther
