You’re not THAT drunk. You’re just enthusiastic. Passionate. Committed to the vibe. This tee is for the person who swears they’re perfectly fine… while ordering “one more for the road” and confidently explaining why the jukebox is wrong. The bold front makes the statement. The quieter “…YET!” delivers the truth.
Printed on a ridiculously soft tee with just enough attitude, this shirt is perfect for bar nights, tailgates, bachelor parties, lake weekends, or that one friend who insists they’re pacing themselves. Clean design. Big energy. Subtle escalation. Because the night is young… and so are your bad decisions.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanAlcohol, Beer, St. Patrick’s Day
