The holiday roast that started it all. Forget chestnuts on an open fire — nothing warms the season like Uncle Frank’s savage one-liner. Pair it with a cheese pizza (just for you, ya filthy animal) and boom: Christmas classic. This shirt is cozy, sarcastic, and guaranteed to get a laugh at family gatherings… just try not to spill Milk on it.
This unisex Tri Blend Soft T-shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates comfort and style in their everyday wear.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanHome Alone
