Yippee-ki-yay, holiday shoppers. This shirt is for the true believers who know Die Hard isn’t just a Christmas movie—it’s the Christmas movie. With “Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho-Ho-Ho.” scrawled across the front in that iconic red handwriting, it’s the perfect mix of festive cheer and action-movie mischief. Whether you’re wrapping presents or crawling through air vents, this tee delivers all the holiday spirit you can handle—no sleigh required.
Made for those who prefer their Christmas classics with explosions instead of carols, this ridiculously soft shirt lets you celebrate the season with just the right amount of attitude. Pair it with flannel pants for Christmas morning or jeans for your office party (bonus points if you bring Twinkies). It’s bold, funny, and instantly recognizable to any true fan of ’80s cinema. Just remember—no shoes, no problem.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanDie Hard, Bruce Willis, John Mclane
