Sometimes Christmas dinner doesn’t go as planned. Sometimes the turkey loses, the neighbor dogs win, and you find yourself embracing a last-minute pivot that somehow becomes the best part of the night. This tee is for anyone who knows that tradition isn’t about perfection — it’s about rolling with the chaos and ending up somewhere warm, open, and serving exactly what you didn’t know you needed.
Equal parts holiday classic and comfort-food triumph, this shirt celebrates the unsung hero of Christmas evening: the Chinese Food backup plan. The lights are on, the door’s open, and everything worked out just fine in the end. Tis the season to be Jorry. Fa ra ra ra ra… well, you know the rest. 🍜🎄
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanThe Christmas Story
