Yippee-ki-yay, office partiers. This shirt is for anyone who knows that Die Hard is not just a Christmas movie — it’s the Christmas movie. Channel your inner Ellis this holiday season (minus the coke habit and bad decisions) with a wink, a Santa hat, and the confidence of a man who definitely thinks he can negotiate with Hans Gruber. Whether you’re unwrapping gifts or your dignity after too many eggnogs, this one says “corporate swagger meets Christmas chaos.”
 
Our Hans, Bubby… I’m Your White Knight T-shirt is the perfect mix of Christmas humor and cult-classic nostalgia. Inspired by one of the most quotable lines from Die Hard, this ultra-soft tri-blend tee keeps things comfy whether you’re watching holiday movies, attending a festive office party, or just flexing your pop-culture cred. A must-have for Die Hard fans, holiday movie marathons, and anyone who likes their Christmas spirit served with sarcasm and 80s energy.
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Diehard, John McClane, Bruce Willis