Boats and hoes? Please. This holiday season, it’s all about boats and nogs. The “Catalina Nog Mixer” is the most exclusive Christmas bash north of the North Pole — where Santa trades in his sleigh for a yacht and the elves spike the eggnog like it’s their side hustle. If you’re the type who prefers your Christmas carols with a splash of rum and your reindeer replaced by jet skis, this shirt’s your holiday party uniform.

Celebrate the season with this hilarious Catalina Nog Mixer T-shirt — a festive parody that combines Christmas cheer with yacht-party energy. Featuring Santa and his elf living their best holiday life, this ultra-soft unisex tee is perfect for office parties, ugly sweater nights, or fans of holiday movie mashups. It’s comfy, funny, and guaranteed to make spirits bright (and slightly boozy).
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
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