Well, looks like somebody brought the Texas-sized attitude to Christmas movie season. This “Bend Over & I’ll Show Ya” tee is equal parts chaotic energy and cult-classic humor — perfect for the friend who quotes Christmas Vacation like it’s a holiday sermon. It’s bold, unapologetic, and just the right amount of unhinged for that one cousin who always says, “You couldn’t wear that to church.”
Our “Bend Over & I’ll Show Ya” shirt brings iconic Christmas movie humor to life in a soft, premium-quality tee made for holiday parties, movie marathons, and anyone who loves Clark Griswold-level chaos. The minimalist chainsaw graphic pops against the bold text for a design that’s both nostalgic and hilarious. A must-have addition to your seasonal rotation — ridiculously soft, slightly mischievous, and guaranteed to get a laugh.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanNational Lampoons Christmas Vacation
