For everyone who relates a little too much to a certain holiday-green-curmudgeon-from-a-mountain-whose-name-we’re-not-saying, this tee is your seasonal spirit animal. Just a fuzzy green figure, a Santa hat, and the kind of deadpan stare that says, “I’m here strictly for the snacks.” It’s the perfect uniform for December chaos, in-law gatherings, and any moment when someone tries to force cheer upon you before you’ve had your caffeine.
Printed on our ridiculously soft tri-blend fabric, this Christmas tee delivers comfort, attitude, and a not-so-subtle nod to fans of classic holiday mischief—without stepping anywhere near trademark territory. The crisp graphic and bold lettering make it ideal for holiday parties, casual winter outfits, or gifting to someone who prefers their festivities with a side of sarcasm. If your December vibe leans more “mildly irritated and caffeinated” than “holly jolly,” this shirt was made for you.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanThe Grinch
