Let’s be honest—Christmas calories don’t count. That’s not science, but it should be. Whether you’re sneaking sugar cookies before breakfast or demolishing a gingerbread man like you’re avenging his gumdrop family, this tee has your back (and your belly). It’s a wearable permission slip to grab “just one more,” because moderation takes the holidays off too.
Our “Christmas Calories Don’t Count” tee serves up holiday cheer with a sweet dose of humor. Featuring a festive plate of decorated Christmas cookies in bright retro style, it’s the perfect shirt for holiday parties, cookie swaps, and cozy nights by the fire. Made with our ridiculously soft tri-blend fabric, this design is DTG-printed for long-lasting color and comfort—ideal for anyone who believes dessert is a December necessity.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanChristmas Cookies
