Tinsel? Nope. Tree? Nope. Just a shiny aluminum pole and enough grievances to fill a stocking. This “A Festivus for the Rest of Us” tee celebrates the world’s most gloriously low-effort holiday — where the feats of strength are questionable and the complaints are plentiful. Perfect for anyone who’s had enough of the “holiday spirit” but still wants to show up to the party in something festive-ish.
Celebrate Seinfeld’s most legendary anti-holiday with our “Festivus for the Rest of Us” shirt, featuring a minimalist aluminum pole design on a comfy, ridiculously soft tee. Ideal for fans of classic sitcom humor, office holiday parties, and anyone who’d rather skip the decorations and get straight to the grievances. Available in multiple sizes and colors, this shirt makes the perfect gift for the sarcastic souls in your life.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanSeinfeld, Airing of the grievances
