Importing. Exporting. Mostly lying.
Slap this on and instantly boost your resume by one fake company. Vandelay Industries: the leading latex empire you’ve never worked for, founded by a man who never applied. Perfect for job interviews you’re not qualified for and identities you definitely made up. Serenity now, responsibility later.
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate comfort and style in their everyday wear. 
Product features 
- Super soft fabric made from a blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon for ultimate comfort.
- Side seams provide structural support and maintain the shape over time.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape after washing.
- Shoulder tape reinforces the durability of the garment, preventing stretching.
- DTF inner neck labels ensure a clean finish along with vibrant prints.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean