Some partnerships are legendary. Some are logical. And some are so aggressively enthusiastic about numbers that they practically high-five spreadsheets for cardio. This shirt celebrates that rare duo energy — the kind that debates fiscal responsibility with the intensity of a town hall meeting and still finds time to look impossibly confident walking in slow motion. It’s big “accountability but make it fashionable” energy.
 
Is it a math joke? Absolutely. Is it also a subtle wink to a certain small-town government bromance where optimism meets budgeting and both somehow win? Maybe. We’re not saying this shirt pairs well with calzones and unwavering positivity… but if you suddenly feel the urge to say something is “literally the best,” we won’t stop you.
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
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