Because owning a shirt is the only way to truly feel the intensity of an amateur action film written, directed, and starring your regional paper company boss.
Suit up with Michael Scarn and stop Goldenface — or at least look like you tried. Warning: wearing this shirt may cause spontaneous jazz hands and an overinflated sense of heroism.
This unisex soft t-shirt is perfect for those who are Office employees or just love the city of Scranton, or if you are just a fan of comfort and style, this shirt cannot be beat.
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean