It’s St. Patrick’s Day. That’s why you’re here at 9AM… on a Tuesday. Not because you’ve been here before. Not because the bartender knows your name. Not because you “just stopped in real quick.” This is seasonal. This is rare. This is culturally significant. And if anyone from work asks, this is definitely a one-time thing.
Printed on a ridiculously soft premium tee with a bold green gradient that builds to the real problem — Tuesday — this shirt is made for early pours, strategic PTO, and pretending this is tradition, not routine. Perfect for St. Patrick’s Day bar crawls, questionable calendar choices, and anyone who swears they “don’t normally do this.”
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanAlcohol, Beer, St. Patrick’s Day
