Some people wake up and choose productivity. Others wake up and choose excellence. “Professional Day Drinker” isn’t reckless — it’s refined. It’s about pacing, planning, and knowing that brunch is a contact sport. This shirt is for the elite few who understand that timing is everything, hydration is strategic, and 11:04 AM is basically late.
Printed on a soft heather tee with bold retro lettering and a cheerful beer mascot front and center, this design is perfect for St. Patrick’s Day, tailgates, golf outings, lake weekends, and any sun-up-to-sundown celebration. Lightweight, breathable, and built for all-day comfort — because true professionals show up early, stay consistent, and never spill under pressure. 🍺
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
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$27.00Price

Estimated Delivery: Feb 27 – Mar 4
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