Every dad reaches a point where answering questions becomes a delegation strategy. “Can I have a snack?” Ask Mom. “Where’s my other shoe?” Ask Mom. “Did you sign my field trip form three weeks ago?” …definitely ask Mom. This shirt is for the fathers who’ve mastered the art of selective responsibility while still somehow believing they run the household.
Perfect for grilling, pretending to rest your eyes during movies, giving overly confident DIY advice, and forwarding weather updates to the family group chat like a local news anchor. It’s simple. It’s honest. And if anyone has a problem with it… well… you know who to ask.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanFathers Day
