Because someone’s gotta be in charge of the chaos… and it’s definitely not the sober guy with the hose. This shirt says: “I’ve got this… unless I don’t. In which case, RUN.”
Perfect for the hero who brings the lighter, the liability, and the comically false confidence to every backyard fireworks show.
Light fuse. Look cool. Flee casually.
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean