This shirt is for people who don’t drink coffee… they run on it. No small talk. No pleasantries. Just caffeine—preferably all of it, immediately. The smiling mug is lying to you a little, because before that first cup you were absolutely not this friendly. Wear it as a warning, a mission statement, or a cry for help. We’re not judging.
Printed in a clean, creamy single-color design on our ridiculously soft tri-blend tee, this one looks right at home on dark shirts like black, brown, or navy. Lightweight, comfy, and caffeine-dealer approved, it’s perfect for early mornings, late nights, and anyone who considers coffee a personality trait. Toss it on, grab a cup, repeat as necessary.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanCoffee, Caffeine
