Every four years we suddenly become professional figure skating analysts. We’re breaking down rotations, questioning landings, and throwing out 9.8s like we’ve been personally trained by Olympic judges. Triple axel? Stunning. Historic. Iconic. Meanwhile, our most consistent rotation involves the snack table — chips to dip to chocolate and back again without missing a beat.
 
This ridiculously soft tee is for the living room commentators who respect the spin but prioritize the spread. Bold, patriotic, and perfectly dramatic (just like figure skating), it’s built for watch parties, couch coaching, and aggressive snack pacing. Land the jump. Reload the plate. Repeat as needed.
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
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