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Introducing the Paunch Burger Tee — Because Portion Control Is for Quitters. Are you hungry for laughs and a triple-stack with a side of defiance? Then slide into the only shirt bold enough to ask, “How many calories?” and scream back, “SHUT UP!” Inspired by the iconic fictional fast food monstrosity from Parks and Recreation, this tee is dripping with cheese, sass, and unapologetic appetite. 

This unisex Tri Blend Soft T-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate comfort and style in their everyday wear. 

Product features

- Super soft fabric made from a blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon for ultimate comfort.
- Side seams provide structural support and maintain the shape over time.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape after washing.
- Shoulder tape reinforces the durability of the garment, preventing stretching.
- DTF inner neck labels ensure a clean finish along with vibrant prints.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean

Parks and Rec

Paunch Burger / T-Shirt

$25.00Price
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    Estimated Delivery: Dec 11 – Dec 17

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