This shirt is for anyone who’s ever listened to someone confidently explain their terrible idea while you’re standing there thinking, “Buddy… you’re missing the point.” It’s a loving nod to a movie About Mary moment where seven-minute abs were pitched like a revolutionary breakthrough—when the real answer was obvious the whole time. Same energy here. You’re out here talking gorgonzola, overthinking the process, when the solution is staring you right in the face. It’s not complicated. It’s Brie Time, Baby.
Printed in a clean cream ink with a bold brie wedge graphic, this tee delivers peak “dumb-smart” humor on an absurdly soft, ridiculously comfortable shirt. Perfect for cheese lovers, movie quote fans, and anyone who appreciates a good confident misunderstanding. Whether you’re hosting charcuterie night, hitting a party, or just correcting people with your chest out, this shirt does the talking for you. Because some things don’t need a pitch meeting—they just need brie.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanSomething About Mary
