Because this shirt isn’t just a 90s throwback—it’s a full-blown infomercial fever dream. With "7-Minute Abs" front and center and a cryptic line about chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, it's equal parts workout hustle and mental breakdown. Guaranteed to confuse strangers and delight weirdos. Just don’t mention 6-Minute Abs—we don’t talk about that.
This unisex soft t-shirt is perfect for those people who pick up hitchhikers on their way to their friend Mary’s house. It is also great if you are just a fan of comfort and style, this shirt cannot be beat.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanSomething About Mary
