Oh Canada… we didn’t mean to make you cry. Actually, that’s not true at all. This beauty is a full-send tribute to Team USA skating off with the gold while our neighbors to the north perfect their single-tear technique. “Sweeter Than Maple Syrup” isn’t just a slogan — it’s a flavor profile. Victory aged on ice, finished with just a hint of salty Canadian heartbreak. You can almost hear the hockey goal horn and the sniffles at the same time.
This shirt celebrates the moment the red, white, and blue outworked, outshot, and outlasted the self-proclaimed hockey royalty. Gold medals shine bright, but let’s be honest — nothing sparkles quite like a rival’s tears under arena lights. It’s bold. It’s petty. It’s deliciously unnecessary. And just like Team USA’s championship run… it tastes sweeter than maple syrup. 🇺🇸🥇
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanOlympics, USA, America, 4th of July
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$27.00Price

Estimated Delivery: Mar 3 – Mar 6
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