Some people forgive and forget. You’re not some people. STAY SALTY is for anyone who can move on, be perfectly pleasant, and still remember exactly what you did on October 14th, 2017 at approximately 3:42 PM. No hard feelings. Just an extremely well-maintained mental record. 😂
And because we appreciate a joke with layers, our grumpy little pretzel is literally salty, while his sprinkle-covered buddy has clearly chosen the sweet life. It’s the perfect double meaning: stay salty, hold that completely unnecessary grudge, and remember—forgiveness is optional, seasoning is not.

Product features
- Tri-blend fabric (50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon) for soft hand and good drape
- Lightweight material (4.3 oz/yd²) — breathable and easy layering
- Regular fit with side seams for durable shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- DTF inner neck label and tear-away label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean