Some people have their life together. Others eat shredded cheese straight from the bag and call it dinner. Our “Trashy — No Regrets” shirt celebrates the second group with a snack-loving raccoon who clearly has no interest in personal growth. He found a cookie in a questionable location, and honestly? His evening is going great.
Featuring bold vintage-style lettering and a raccoon living his best trash-can life, this funny graphic tee is for late-night snackers, lovable disasters, and anyone whose standards get a little flexible after 9 p.m. Wear it on snack runs, lazy weekends, or wherever you’re expected to look like a functioning adult. You might be trashy, but at least you’re self-aware.

Product features
- Tri-blend fabric: 50% polyester / 25% combed ring-spun cotton / 25% rayon for soft hand and natural drape
- Lightweight (4.3 oz/yd²) for breathable, all-day comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for better shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away DTF inner neck label
- Regular fit with a vintage, distressed-style print made via DTG/DTF processes

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean