Everyone’s favorite mustached news legend has faced many challenges — rival stations, jazz flute solos, glass cases of emotion — but nothing quite as intimidating as a Spanish-speaking dog with questionable refrigerator habits. This shirt is a subtle (okay, not subtle at all) wink to that perfectly absurd dynamic. The confidence. The confusion. The absolute refusal to admit maybe… just maybe… the problem isn’t the language barrier.
Ridiculously soft and built for people who appreciate peak absurdity, this tee lets you carry a little Anchorman chaos wherever you go. It’s for the comedy purists. The quote-droppers. The ones who argue with their pets like they’re negotiating international treaties. Wear it proudly — because nothing says classic comedy quite like blaming the dog and doubling down. Stay classy. 🐶
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanAnchorman, Ron Burgandy
