Some people hold grudges. Ray Finkle built a shrine. This shirt is for anyone who knows that one missed detail can spiral into a full-blown, slow-burn vendetta worthy of dramatic monologues and tropical meltdowns. “LACES OUT DAN” isn’t just a quote — it’s the rallying cry of a man who absolutely, positively will not let it go. And honestly? Respect the commitment.
 
With retro sports energy and just enough unhinged nostalgia, this tee feels like it belongs in a championship locker room… or a very intense therapy session for Dolphins fans. It’s bold, loud, and delivered with the same over-the-top conviction that made pet detective history. Wear it proudly. Point aggressively at the evidence. And if anyone asks why you’re so passionate? Just whisper, “Ray Finkle remembers.”
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Miami