“Too High? Too Hard? Who Gives a 💩? It’s GONE!”
Straight from the philosophical minds in the Major League bleachers—because launch angles, exit velo, and pitch charts are cool and all… but sometimes, the only stat that matters is distance. This tee is for the fans who don’t (or do) need a scouting report to know when a ball is absolutely annihilated.
Bonus: it pairs beautifully with cheap beer, heckling, and complete disbelief that Dorn was ever a Gold Glover.

This unisex Tri Blend Soft T-shirt is perfect for those who love Baseball or if your just looking for comfort and style in their everyday wear. 
 
Product features 
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
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