Some umpires spend years studying mechanics, consistency, and proper positioning. Others learned everything they know from Enrico Pollazo and believe the strike call should involve maximum drama, questionable accuracy, and at least one muscle group that probably didn’t need to be involved.
Perfect for baseball fans who understand that sometimes the best part of the game is an umpire absolutely detonating a STEEEE-RIKE call on a pitch six inches outside. Soft, comfortable, and ideal for ballgames, tournaments, and reminding people that umpiring is part sport, part performance art.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanNaked Gun Movie
