First of all, if you’ve ever been stuck behind a four-wide human traffic jam in Midtown, you already understand this shirt. “Walk Faster. You’re Not in Ohio.” isn’t rude — it’s public service. In New York, we’ve got places to be, trains to catch, and exactly zero patience for sightseeing at a strolling pace. This tee says what every New Yorker is thinking… but louder, softer (because ridiculously soft tri-blend, obviously), and with skyline energy to back it up.
Featuring a bold NYC skyline and that unmistakable go-mode attitude, this shirt is perfect for commuters, tourists who learned the hard way, and anyone who treats sidewalks like competitive sport. Wear it on your next trip to Manhattan, through the airport, or anywhere slow walkers fear to tread. Consider it wearable cardio motivation — with just enough snark to keep things moving.
Product features
- Made from a blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring spun cotton, and 25% rayon for unmatched softness.
- Slimmer fit than a classic boxy tee—order up if you like it loose.
- Features side seams that enhance durability and maintain the shirt's shape over time.
- Ribbed knit collar designed for elasticity and shape retention.
- Includes shoulder tape for added stability and reduced stretching.
- Lightweight fabric at 4.3 oz/yd² ensuring comfort and breathability.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry cleanNYC, Walk Faster States
