Finally, a shirt that honors the real hero of home security: an unsupervised 8-year-old with access to household items and a shocking disregard for adult safety. Kevin + BB Gun + Paint Cans + Hot Iron = Home Defense Expert is the equation that proves you don’t need ADT when you’ve got a serious vendetta and a well-placed micro machine. Wear this SUM Shirt proudly and let the world know that booby traps > burglar alarms. Wet Bandits, consider this your warning.
This unisex softstyle t-shirt is perfect for those who appreciate comfort and style in their everyday wear. 
Product features 
- Super soft fabric made from a blend of polyester, cotton, and rayon for ultimate comfort.
- Side seams provide structural support and maintain the shape over time.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar that retains its shape after washing.
- Shoulder tape reinforces the durability of the garment, preventing stretching.
- DTF inner neck labels ensure a clean finish along with vibrant prints.
 
Care instructions 
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean