They asked for grace. He brought patriotism. This “I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag” shirt gives a knowing nod to the unforgettable Christmas Vacation dinner scene, where saying a few words before the meal takes an unexpected turn. Featuring a retro family dinner illustration in navy, blue, and brick red, this funny Christmas shirt celebrates holiday gatherings that go completely off script. Pass the turkey—and apparently, stand for the pledge.

Made for Christmas Vacation fans, annual holiday movie marathons, and anyone whose family dinners could use their own screenplay, this Christmas movie-inspired graphic tee brings Griswold-level humor to the table. It’s a fun holiday gift for the family quote machine or the person who takes hosting just a little too seriously. Wear it to Christmas dinner and volunteer to say grace. See who gets nervous.